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Dental Survival
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also in this issue:
Bigfoot: Alive in '04
The Evolution of the Mohawk
Corporate Meltdown
9289 kilometers
Alert & Aloof
Pompano Beach, Florida
Eating
Dental Survival
Tuck Position
Inside
Pain
Marriage
Survival Doll
Who Is My Love? |
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Response: The other week I chipped a tooth on a pit in a piece of cherry pie. It was okay; I mean, I thought it was okay at the time- it was just a nick, just an etch, but it must have cracked because it shattered two days later, shattered on a pretzel stick- all shards of enamel and shellac on my tongue, in my mouth; I even swallowed some. I had a dream that night; I dreamed my teeth were alive, moving around my gums at unnatural speeds, and I thought, Hey! There's a party in my mouth! Even asleep I knew it was a cheesy line, but you can't be held responsible for jokes in your dreams, right? I thought so at the time. But really I'm kind of, well, pretty upset; I mean, not even thirty and already I'm cracked. I mean, if a tooth can just shatter- this hard, chomping thing- if a tooth can be shattered so easily, what's next? |
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