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Fantasy Quahoging Scouting Report
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also in this issue:
They Both Look Good...
Labrador + Poodle
Bunny's Adventures
Fantasy Quahoging Scouting Report
Christmas Ass
Rabbit Food
Nineteen
The Dance of the 31 Flavors
Tables
For the Love of Pad Thai
Better Living
Cheese Lover |
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Carlene seemingly came out of nowhere this year to stun the Quahoging world. After one start in the Falmouth league, she's demonstrated herself to be among the most outstanding pickers of the summer. She tends to gravitate toward medium/large-sized hardshells which is definitely a valuable asset if you have lots of small pickers on your team. She's quickly picked up a patch-oriented approach which has helped boost her quantity numbers tremendously. Her numbers will only get bigger with time! Nick is notable for his brute strength. He can add value to your team in ways that are not quantified by normal quahogings statistics. Nick will gladly carry canoes or very heavy buckets of quahogs. He can wash sand from whatever needs washing. Picking is not his stong suit. Druing the previous two seasons, Nick has demonstated poor footwork and bad dunking decisions. In a mid-September 2004 outing, he broke the Quahog-to-Rock ratio record (25+ picks), with an all time low of 1:47. Definitely keep him on your bench when the playoffs roll around. Jay has been classified as a "light picker." This may be because his committment, like his appetite, is streaky. If he's craving quahogs, then he'll be out there trying to help your team, but if he's just not feeling it, he prefers to spend his time watching from the sidelines. His durability is definitely a drawback. When he's in the game, he's an average performer. He's maturation has been slow, but most scouts agree that an improvement in foot-feel would result in improved performance. If you draft him, you may consider sending him some quahog recipies to get him excited over the off-season. Andrew often seems indifferent about quahoging. Drafting him may be risky, but if you can get him in a later round, it may be a chance worth taking. If he stays healthy and keeps his head in the game, he's bound to score some points for you. His natural curiosity will prove an asset when he pulls up the occasional conch or razor clam. It may also hurt your team since he can be easily distracted by pretty shells and marine life. Teresa, despite being vegetarian, has shown some excellent agility in the shallow waters of Falmouth. During her rookie season, she set her moral opposition aside and put in a strong team effort. She picks on the small side, with her biggest drawback being her pull of under-sized littlenecks (this however, may be intentional since she knows they get thrown back). If she continues to play, she'll be a great pick-up for your team. She'll only get better. |
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