Nudité avec Prada et Chanel
What if Matisse were a little more fashion conscious?
by Nayiri Krikorian

The Goonies II: Tarnished Gold
The sequel they didn't WANT you to see
by Brian Geer

Monopoly 2005
Really, who did you expect?
by Wade Preston

T-shirt Club
Greek life can be fun
by Darlington Howland

Once Upon a Post-Grad, Dreary
Maybe Poe would have liked it
by Ben Gould
illustrated by Danielle Van Vooren

My Leader
Allen Ginsburg probably would have written this if he were still around
by Chad Parenteau

The Fundamentals of Good Drinking
Learn how to act like a lady already
by Marcella Hammer illustrated by Karin Goodfellow

Harlem Number Two
Be sure to avoid late fees
by Jack Dalpayne
illustrated by David Murray

Complaints Deemed Not Objectionable Enough to be Included in the Sexual Harassment Case Against Bill O'Reilly
Man, Bill O'Reilly did a lot of weird stuff
by Joe Kowalski
illustrated by Joshua Keay

An Overview of the Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor Filmography (or how they made the same movie four times)
And you thought Hollywood just RECENTLY ran out of ideas
by Georg Pedersen

Ricky and Lucy
Oh, what hath pop culture wrought?
by Jordan Eagles